Cat-parision

The comes a time in any young mans life where he has to compare his cats, and that time is now. I have three cats and i am seeking to find the best, and only the best to devote my love and attension to, who will win... you decide.... i mean i decide.

Cat-testant number 1: Bubblegum

Name: Bubblegum
Age: about 11
Colour: Tabby
Specail ability: Sleeping

Pros: Bubblegum is the first of my cats and therefore has been with us the longest, he shows amazing affectionto anyone, so much so that if someone enters the house he imeddidatly sits on there laps and falls asleeep, he is also practically indestrutable, with a metal jaw after been beatten up with a baseball bat, and has had two leg operations after begin run over and shot with a pelet gun
Cons: Hes is growing old and tired, andis heavy and a little needy

Cat-testant number 2: Socrates

Name:Socrates
Age: Just over 2
Colour :Black and white
Specail ability: Insanity

Pros: Shes a kitten even thou shes like 2 now shes stil tiny, and shes mine becuase i got her myself and brought her home and conviced my mum to keep her, she only ansrews to me and sleeps at the end of my bed everynight, shes also evil , very good at getting mice, runnig up trees , chasing imaginary enimies , beating up other cats , etc etc etc Shes Great , plus she has a awsome name

Cons: She can be a bit bitey and isnt the sitting on your lap type, also the constant supply of mice and rats annoys my mum

Cat-testant number 3- Chewit

Name: Chewit
Age : 7 ish
Colour: Tortosie shell
specail ability : Begin Horrible

Pros: umm errr..... well shes a cat and cats are great , ummm she had kittens once which where awsome

Cons: shes evil , will bite you if you touch her and is a wuss....... i dont like this cat




So the winner of the super awsome best of my cats trophy is SOCRATES!!!! * crowd goes wild*
more from me later