My Mother's parking
My mother like all mother has eyes in the back of her head, they come free with the anti natal classes, she always knew when i had broken somthing ,when i was about to steal some chocolate and indeed when im about to sneak 3 hookers and a load of crack upstairs. However has this set of eyes helped her with her Parking. Standard reviewing parking rules state that parking shoudl be messured in the following 4 ways, accuracy, style, space used and finally Cats
accuracy: Frankly apauling as you can see the car is at a angle to close to the grass at the top and too far away at the bottom, ( Note windscreen wipers in upright postion for no good reason it didnt rain today)
Style: Here my mothers parking scores highly, the car has been drivin in at a angle and yes this means low scores on accuracy and space but it does suggest to much speed, it has a touch of the end of a car advert about it
Space used: This due to the acward angle is bad taking about way to much room for such a small car , around 24 metres square as seen below
Cats : we all know that cats like a nice bit of parking, better to sit under when raining and better to sit on when hot, this really is the acid test when it comes to parking. From the evidence below they seem to enjoy it (yes that is one of my cats by the number plate)
Accuracy : 2 / 10
Style: 7 / 10
Space used : 3 / 10
Cats: 8 / 10
Overall Score: 5 /10
My mother like all mother has eyes in the back of her head, they come free with the anti natal classes, she always knew when i had broken somthing ,when i was about to steal some chocolate and indeed when im about to sneak 3 hookers and a load of crack upstairs. However has this set of eyes helped her with her Parking. Standard reviewing parking rules state that parking shoudl be messured in the following 4 ways, accuracy, style, space used and finally Cats
accuracy: Frankly apauling as you can see the car is at a angle to close to the grass at the top and too far away at the bottom, ( Note windscreen wipers in upright postion for no good reason it didnt rain today)
Style: Here my mothers parking scores highly, the car has been drivin in at a angle and yes this means low scores on accuracy and space but it does suggest to much speed, it has a touch of the end of a car advert about it
Space used: This due to the acward angle is bad taking about way to much room for such a small car , around 24 metres square as seen below
Cats : we all know that cats like a nice bit of parking, better to sit under when raining and better to sit on when hot, this really is the acid test when it comes to parking. From the evidence below they seem to enjoy it (yes that is one of my cats by the number plate)
Accuracy : 2 / 10
Style: 7 / 10
Space used : 3 / 10
Cats: 8 / 10
Overall Score: 5 /10
