I do not pretend to be bored

Never do a sociology exam hung over it’s not big and it’s not clever...
Any who? I was bored and sitting on a bus in a thunderstorm (the very same one as my friend got drenched in.. ha ha) I don't like buses and I defiantly don’t like storms (childhood phobia) and we come across a traffic Jam which is annoyingly large and it got my head thinking, and on the back of my art A2 brief i wrote the following


Traffic Jam Equation:

Tr= Number Of Transit Vans
C= Comfort= (Price of car/1000) / N {N =Number of (relatives/Chav's) in Car}
A= Awkward ness = Lateness (Mins) * Need (Out of Ten)
P= Number of pretty cars visible
B= Number of annoying Bmw drivers visible
Ca= Number of cats you own
An= Annoyance= boredom (out of ten) * Anger (out of ten)
TJC= Traffic Jam calculation

Equ:

Tr * (lateness * need) + (boredom * Anger) + B

/

P * ({price of car/1000} / N) + Ca

= Traffic Jam Calculation

Or (Simplify)

(Tr * A + An + B) / (P * C + Ca) = TJC

TJC< 50

TJC> 50 Bad Day