Its Valentines day and Ray Mears is a lier

Its Valentines day so i am preparing a wonderful feast for my girlfriend... to start posh welsh raebit ( for those of you who dont know what that is, it chesse on toast with other stuff but i put it on fancy bread) , main cousre im cooking sirlion steak on a bed of rocket with meditrainon veg. and to finish creamy pancakes with camrealised banana. along with the meal if picked out so decent tracks to listen to and ive covered the flat in candles.... only after covering the flat in candles did i realise that i didnt have a lighter... i had a go at setting fire to my newspaper on the hob but its electric so it just burn it and made the room fill with smoke... then i remembered somthing from the televison . a program abuo suvirving in the wild and how to make a fire. all you needed was a battery and some wire wool. because i own a wii and about 4 hunderd other remotes i have a constant stash of batteries, and my flat mate had bought wire wool to clean the hob. Ray mears had saved my valentines day life. The idea is that you make the wool touch both ends of the battery and it should light up ... and then i could light a candle on it , only one problem it does work, at all i tired for 25 mins before i legged it to the nearest newspaper stand and bought a lighter , damn you ray mears dam you to hell