Hurry up and wait...... 116 Minutes in my life

Well at nine o clock tommorrow i will be departing for University , so you might be wandering this time of night. In my age old stlye i've left certain things to the last secounds. All my music is on the Pc but im taking my Mac to Uni , all music needs to be transfered across, this will take another 116 mins. Fuck. wells theres some time to kill. . . . Well that was ten minitues. I have a beer and i am semi watching "Two pints of Lager and a packet of crisps" and kind of talking to my good friend sara. Sara and two pints has gone. NOOOOO, Running on resevre battery life , the timer states 3 Minutes , must find charger. Charger found cirsis dealt with .. all is good in the world again. Lets Play Random Article Blog , this is where i press the random article button on wikipedia once then hit it agian and try and make a connection between them. This time we land on "WHITE VAN MAN" this is a article about the sterotypical view of the white van man with his aggressive driving and the secound article is "Public holidays in Hungary" predictable a list of public holidays in Hungary. I will now use google to make a connection in the least number of steps

1. white van man /european union ( an article about stricter rules on rest times and driving hours)
2.European Union / Hurgary ( a website about the history of EU)
3.Hurgary/ public holidays ( predicatable a list of public holidays)

Too easy. ALL Google hits where the first on the search resukts lists.

Lets spice it up , put something in the middle. white van man , to hungarian public holiday via... Insitute of chartered accountents , bangladesh (harder)

1. white van man/ alcohol ( social issues in uk)
2. alcohol/ bangladesh (getting a drink in bangladesh)
3.bangladesh/ bangladesh chartered accountants
4. chartered accountants/ european union ( list of charted accountants in EU)
5. European union/ hurgary ( history of Eu)
6. Hungary/ public holiday. (horrah)

Bugger me that took ages. It should be done now
byeeeeee

 My Laptop turned up and i am posting form it as we speak.... of some crazy dashboard widgit 

high pitched alarm based hell.

The house across the road from me alarm is going off , this house is owned by a taxi driver who tends to work late nights. Due to this fact the alarm has been giong for about a hour, and its extremly high pitched and impossible to sleep over . So here i am, Played an interesting game eariler " spot the ethnic minority at the last night of the proms" alas there where none, it is a event inhabbited entirely by upper class toff's who have drunk to much wine and say things like " the country's gone to the dogs since we lost the empire". Having said that the upper class toff's where probably saying the same thing about the recent BBC 3 coverage of the Leeds and Reading festivals. However they probably wrote to the times, not on blogger.com. People will try to claim that the whole point of the proms is low ticket prices to encourage people who wouldnt normally listen to classical music through the door, but i dont buy it.

Laptop News

I ordered my laptop on the 23th of august. Its a top of the range black mac book, from apple. it was dispatched on the 2nd of september. It was due for delivery yesterday, but as you may have worked out it hasn't come. I asumed that it would be coming from some depot in the Uk , but upon ringing TNT the delivery company this morning to find out where it was i was informed that it was in fact coming from china, and had been aciendently loaded off the plane in the netherlands then taken to Northampton and should now be in Llantrisant, ready for delivery at my house on monday... Maybe. No one actaully can tell me where it is but it should be here on monday.

The 1920's Suitcase

The 1920's Suitcase

I like to think the suitcase found me ... But that's not true I found it one drunken night many moons ago. Me and a close friend of mine where walking home from a night of drinking to his house, when ( my memory is a little hazy at this point ) I fell over a large rectangular object outside a charity shop. To my surprise amused the rubbish bag was the suitcase. I figured that it was just going to end up in some rubbish dump so in a flash me and my friend where away , swaggering down the main road at three in the morning , very drunk carrying a vintage suitcase . Must of been quite a site to any passers by. Anyway later that night I used the suitcase as a pillow and since then its been with me. Its been camping with me, been to Russia and London on various drinking politics trips, been sick on by my best mate on a particular drunken night, and at this moment lives underneath my window. Upon it are the letters DJB , the original owners initials.

Exam Results Countdown

7 Days until results. This time next week I will know the outcome of the most important exams of my life so far. Unusually nervous , I am normally one of these annoying people who just doesn't care , however this time has become incredibly edge and stressed. Its all down to the importance of them. If I fail these I don't get the uni I want and Therefore don't get to go to uni with my Girlfriend now of almost a year , its a worrying time. Now to the less stressful topic of what's to come on the new and improved Twenties suitcase.

• The 1920's suitcase : a brief explanation of the name of the blog
  
• Beer Tasting results: Me and a friend plan to rate the beers of offer at our favorite pub
• Student Guide: My personal guide on preparing to become a student
• The Adventures of chlorinated water into jelly man
• Much much more including reviews of the latest ..Shit I find lying round my house

Me and my duck